Pre-orders open · Shirts print to order and ship in 2–3 weeks
The shop

Wear the
argument.

Merch that says what the site argues — music is a human act. Every shirt is printed to order, by humans, on heavy cotton. No AI touched the design or the printing.

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The collection

Two shirts, one position

Print-to-order on 6 oz. cotton. Cream ink, oxblood slash. Pick your color and size — we print when you order, so nothing is wasted.

No AI Music emblem T-shirt — vinyl record with a red slash, NO AI MUSIC wordmark Founding graphic

The Emblem Tee

$28

The vinyl-and-slash mark that started it all. Struck-through AI, oxblood slash, noaimusic.net set in the wordmark. The founding graphic.

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Poser T-shirt — a CRT-headed robot with long hair holding a guitar, POSER wordmark New

The Poser Tee

$30

The Artificial Killer of Dreams — a CRT-headed robot with long hair, holding a guitar it can't really play. POSER, struck through. For the argument's sharpest edge.

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Our promise

Merch that matches the message

Printed by humans

Designs drawn by hand, printed by a human-operated partner. No generative AI in the art or the production — the whole point.

Made to order

Nothing is printed until you order it. No warehouses of unsold stock, no wasted shirts. It takes a little longer — that's the trade.

Funds the work

Proceeds keep the site independent and ad-free — the voices, the reporting, the reading list. You wear it; you fund it.

The fine print

Shipping, returns, and terms

Short version, in plain English. Full policy pages will live here before checkout goes live.

Shipping

  • Printed and shipped from the US within 2–3 weeks of order.
  • US: flat $5, free over $60. International: calculated at checkout.
  • You'll get a tracking link the moment it ships.

Returns

  • Defects or misprints: replaced free, no return needed.
  • Size exchanges within 14 days, unworn, tags on.
  • Because each shirt is printed to order, we can't accept returns for change of mind.

Questions about an order? Email orders@noaimusic.net. Sales tax is collected where required by law. By pre-ordering you authorize a charge at checkout; shirts ship as soon as the print run completes.

Questions

Before you order

How are the shirts printed?

Direct-to-garment (DTG) on 6 oz. cotton, by a human-operated print partner. The designs are hand-drawn vector art — no generative AI was used in the artwork or the printing.

When will I get my order?

2–3 weeks. Because each shirt is printed when you order it (no pre-printed stock), there's a short wait. You'll get a tracking number as soon as it ships.

What sizes are available?

S through 2XL, unisex cut. A full size chart with measurements will be added before checkout goes live.

Can I return it if it doesn't fit?

Unworn shirts with tags can be exchanged for another size within 14 days. If something arrives damaged or misprinted, we'll replace it free — just send a photo.

Where does the money go?

Production and shipping come out first; the rest keeps the site independent and ad-free — the voices, the real-world reporting, and the curated reading list.